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Formerly of Zedbrooks David Llyod department... We are:
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Slurpy Bastards! Fish & Chipocrits! Cat Thieves!
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WE WRITE IN CAPITALS!
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We blow our nose like an elephant and eat an apple like a horse through a letterbox!
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We can flog you:
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Beans
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Confectionary (not confectionery!)
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Bit of lemon
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Mongo Chutney
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NO BASTARD MILK!
But we can promise everything else you need*
*...is either out of stock or out of date
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Proudly explaining why it isn’t the red one—rather than telling you which one it in fact is—since 2013!
Everything in Quantity Two!
Winners of SLURPY BASTARDS of the year four times in a row!
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"Slurpier than a pot noodle sandwich!"
A Few Wee Testimonials
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