About BawBag Cunterson & Digital
We have no liability insurance, no COSHH sheets, no risk assessments and we are anti anti modern slavery (double negative that)!
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Our computer system is Chancellor Exchequer!
Our drivers will pretend to be 2 people, not get a signature, leave some goods (maybe correct) outside your premises at silly O’clock – if they can trust their hands and not get lost in your lift!
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Unless wanted early, then it will be late on Richard!
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If you think something is missing you can get in the back of our van!
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Regretfully we do not deliver to The Shard because Sarv can't find it...
No Liability Insurance!
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No COSHH Sheets!
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No Risk Assessments!
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Anti Anti Modern Slavery!
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Meet The Team
Anne Milligan
One of two original founding members of BawBag Cunterson & Digital (formerly just BawBag & Cunterson) – Anne has a plethora of experience dealing with tricky customers and useless co-workers; even Clare. Despite having to retire due to a long battle with rage, she continues to serve as an "adorable" advisory member of the board.
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Specialities:
Not giving a shit
Milk
Adam Bessent
The second founding member of BawBag Cunterson & Digital (formerly just BawBag & Cunterson) – Adam brings a complimentary set of skills to the business such as actually giving a shit, being good with "the numbers", and doing hand written notes for absolutely fucking everything.
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Specialities:
Humour
Maths
Jamie Stuart
After joining the firm in 2013, BawBag & Cunterson rebranded to BawBag Cunterson & Digital – Jamie is responsible for dragging the business kicking and screaming into the 21st century, and is capable of remarkable restraint when it comes to not resorting to violence when technology inevitably doesn't work.
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Specialities:
Geekdom
Vegan food
Company Anthem
Song – “We Didn’t Start The Milk”
Artist – Cunterson (aka The Calapso Kid)
Dedicated to – Crater McBawbag (aka The Concave Cunt)
We didn't start the milk!
No we didn't start it but we're trying to fight it,
No we didn't start the milk,
no we didn't start it but we're fucking stuck with it!
Hogarth, Hempsons, Kantar, Lightspeed, Blackstone, Informa, Broadgate, Darling,
Ticketmaster, Storey, 3 Paper buildings, Serle Court, Muji,
........ Sarv's a fucking Mongo!
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We didn't start the bastard milk,
It was always churning,
Since the world's been turning,
No We didn't start the milk,
No we didn't start it but we're trying to fight it!
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Byron, Faith, Martina, Philip, Jessica, Emma, Federico,
Anderson, Emmanuella, Carl, Liam, Gareth, Patronising Potato,
What else do I have to say.......Sarvs a fucking mongo!
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We didn't start the milk!
No we didn't start it but we're trying to fight it!
No we didn't start the milk,
No we didn't start it but we're fucking stuck with it!
No We didn't start the bastard milk ,
It was always churning Since the world's been turning,
No We didn't start the milk,
No we didn't start it but we're trying to fight it!
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Skimmed, Semi, whole, almond, soya, oat, hazelnut, rice,
Pint, litre, pergal, lactose free, barista,
What else do I have to say......... Sarvs a fucking mongo!
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No We didn't start the milk!
No we didn't start it but we're trying to fight it!
No we didn't start the milk,
No we didn't start it but we're fucking stuck with it!
Is it too late to change our milk for tomorrow?
Get Tae!
WE ARE
RECRUITING
Crater Data Analyst
This role requires the candidate to examine moon craters, analyse and interpret the data, and report findings back to the MD / Head of Craters, Anne Milligan.
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Requirements:
- Previous experience in data analysis roles.
- MSc in Craterology, or equivalent qualification.
- A head for numbers (and craters).
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Hours:
7am – 5pm (but only paid from 9am – 5pm)
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Salary:
Non-negotiable.
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